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| User: | the_schnitzel (1567163) Buttery Goodness
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| Name: | the_schnitzel | ||
| Website: | http://www.nicolemitzel.net | ||
| Bio: | The Schnitzel was brought into this world by a swarthy ex-convict upon a pile of stinking fish-guts on a deep-sea fishing boat in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. Her mother was cross-dressing heirress from Acupulco who was a slave to the absinthe, and her father was a drunken bull-fighting dwarf. Ah, forget it. If you want a cock and bull story, you'll read Hemingway. | ||
| Pictures: | fewer than 10 public | ||
| Schools: | None listed | ||
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| Account type: | Plus Account | ||
